“It’s not that easy being green, having to spend each day the color of the leaves.
When I think it could be nicer being red or yellow or gold or something more colorful than that”.
Poor thing, it took him the whole song to figure out that being green wasn’t that bad.
Too bad he didn’t look in my collection of gemstones before he felt too sorry for himself. I could have shown him that green is pretty darn awesome.